Argus Hamilton Quotes
- The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower bed.
- If it turns out that Barry Bonds used steroids to bulk up and add muscle mass, he could get four to eight years as governor…
- They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and…
- No wonder we keep testing positive in their bicycle races. Everyone looks like they're full of testosterone when they're surrounded by Frenchmen.
- Pakistan's ruler Pervez Musharraf predicted the Taliban will fall for hiding Osama bin Laden. Ex-king Zahir Shah is standing by to replace Mullah Mohammed Omar.…
- He called for military supremacy, no welfare and cultural rebirth. It was a nice speech, but it sounded a lot better in its original German.