Archie Bunker Quotes

29 quotes in 239 categories

• You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
• I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
• God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.
• No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!
• Don't talk like an ignarosis.
• All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.
• New York champagne...that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York.
• These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.
• He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.
• One of the funniest antidotes of all time...you sit there like you're in a comma.
• Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.
• Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?
• Get out of my chair, Meathead!
• You worse than that hebe congressman Sam Irving.
• I got bigger fish to fly.
• Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?
• What she done was wrong and she gotta be punished. For the next two weeks, no out after school. No out at all. If you…
• His chest is all puffed out like Raquel Walsh.
• In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part.
• I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.

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