Andy Zaltzman Quotes
- Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
- To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?
- Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family
- Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.
- If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales