Andy Milonakis Quotes

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• Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!...
• As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life.…
• I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
• I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it…
• I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.
• I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing…
• I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.
• I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.
• I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post…
• I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of…
• I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk…
• I was a huge Internet junkie.
• MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.
• There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.
• There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.
• I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody…
• I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted…
• There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to…
• I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want
• I had sadness for breakfast.

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