Andy Dick Quotes

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• People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
• The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
• There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
• I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
• I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
• You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
• I believed in God my whole life.
• I was a bad boy as a child.
• I had no blood relatives till I made some.
• When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
• I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab,…
• Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
• My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
• Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really…
• I have a very dark sense of humor.
• I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in…
• I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you…
• I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost…
• Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
• I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

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