Anchorman 2 Quotes
- If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy
- I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. -Brick Tamland
- I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy
- I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay. -Champ Kind
- Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy
- You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego. -Wes Mantooth
- I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy
- No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy
- By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy
- Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy
- The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy
- It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy
- The greatest city in the history of the Earth. -Wes Mantooth