“I’ve always wanted to not give a fuck. While crying helplessly into my pillow for no good reason, I would often fantasize… — Allie Brosh Music Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be a good person to feel like a good person, though. There's a loophole I found where I… — Allie Brosh Good person Copy Share Image
“I cope with it the best way I know - by being completely unreasonable and trying to force everything else in the… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“What I am is constantly thrust into my face while I'm trying to be better than I am. Even if I'm actively… — Allie Brosh Horrible person Copy Share Image
“Procrastination has become its own solution - a tool I can use to push myself so close to disaster that I become… — Allie Brosh Disaster Copy Share Image
“she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become intensely hyperactive, but the… — Allie Brosh Goals Copy Share Image
“I’ve gotten pretty good at making myself feel ashamed. I can even use shame in a theoretical sense to make myself do… — Allie Brosh Ashamed Copy Share Image
“If you were sitting quietly on your couch, waiting for your girlfriend to come back inside so you could finish watching your… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“At first, I’d try to explain that it’s not really negativity or sadness anymore, it’s more just this detached, meaningless fog where… — Allie Brosh Negativity Copy Share Image
“Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, the source of my shittiness is the fact that I’m shitty. I just am. It is not possible for me to… — Allie Brosh Beneath the surface Copy Share Image
“Fear and shame are the backbone of my self-control. They are my source of inspiration, my insurance against becoming entirely unacceptable. They… — Allie Brosh Discipline Copy Share Image