You thought this was going to be all sweet and philosophical, didn't you? — Alla Philosophical Copy Share Image
Why didn't I learn this when I was 4 and pissed that my favorite blanket was in the washing machine?? — Alla Copy Share Image
Ehh, they'll get over it. *push* Oops! Didn't see you there! Here, let me hel- ahhh. you fell again? That sucks. Here-… — Alla Copy Share Image
SUMMER BUMMER!!!! MUH SEXII WIFEEE!!!!!! Yes- with 3 E's. Don't judge. What did I tell you? NO JUDGING!!! What?!? You're still JUDGING!!!… — Alla Copy Share Image
Consider yourself caught. Get the FUCK out of my house. Get out of my life. Get your shit out of my face.… — Alla Life Copy Share Image
Some people think it takes a genius to read this. But if you just read it, and don't try too hard, the… — Alla Average joe Copy Share Image
When there is no one cheering for you that you can play the game for, play for the little boy or girl… — Alla Football Copy Share Image
All I want was for things to go back to the way it was. When you held my hand... Before I got… — Alla Broken love Copy Share Image
My dog: Nala. My cat: Nelly. Nelly is a bitch (see the irony there?) who tries to escape her prison (my house)… — Alla Copy Share Image
How many times has this happened to you? Be honest!!! Answer in the comments!! — Alla Copy Share Image
I typed coughing into Google images, and this is what I got a few rows down... — Alla Copy Share Image
