Alla Quotes
- Lol this was my grandmother...
- Was the girl made a blonde on purpose??
- My poor brother...
- First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :)
- Oh Lord please don't let this be me one day...
- How are men and cats alike? When they get frisky, they go for blondes.
- Why dinosaurs are extinct.
- Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb.
- Our poor mothers... God bless their poor, beaten dry, ripped apart, played with and put back all mangled souls.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?????
- Proof that money grows on trees.
- Anesthesia before anesthesia.
- Twilight... Ah, the old days.
- Bruno with my baby cousin. Meme-ified!
- Some women will do anything to lose weight.
- Why I can't lose weight.
- Not his biggest fan.
- Ehh, they'll get over it. *push* Oops! Didn't see you there! Here, let me hel- ahhh. you fell again? That sucks. Here- no. Bye!
- I am Iron Man.
- When there is no one cheering for you that you can play the game for, play for the little boy or girl inside you.