Alfonso Martinez Quotes
- Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
- Never Mind. Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times, bitch.
- That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like.....Ummmmmmm no bitch.
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, I have DirectTV.
- R.I.P. to the hoes dying for attention.