“It's not just college grades that fall in a curve. Human decency is bell-shaped, with some of us slopping over the edges.… — Alex Adams Decency Copy Share Image
“Just say the word and I'll make him stay. I have to do it. There's no have to. Not even now.” — Alex Adams Language Copy Share Image
“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole” — Alex Adams Family Copy Share Image
“Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date. Aha, so he's cute, then? Tasty. And smart. Can't… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image