“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole” — Alex Adams Family Copy Share Image
“If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege. Really? No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.” — Alex Adams Nick Copy Share Image
“It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.” — Alex Adams Nick Copy Share Image
“Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date. Aha, so he's cute, then? Tasty. And smart. Can't… — Alex Adams James Copy Share Image
“How do you file a restraining order against sadness?” — Alex Adams Restraining order Copy Share Image
“You're not dead. I'm not dead. Why? How? Dying wasn't on my list.” — Alex Adams Death Copy Share Image
“Are you menstruating? what? You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.” — Alex Adams Zoe Copy Share Image
“He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss--maybe the last one… — Alex Adams Whole world Copy Share Image
“My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.” — Alex Adams Best friend Copy Share Image
“You want something to drink? Is this a trick question? Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices,… — Alex Adams Choose wisely Copy Share Image
“Can I ask you something? Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.” — Alex Adams Zoe Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been in love? Yes. What's it like? Great and terrible. Like Oz.” — Alex Adams Lisa Copy Share Image
