Abe Lemons Quotes
- You always catch the wrong players.
- Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
- The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
- There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
- Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
- I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
- I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
- One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
- You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'