“That’s what the school lunch program gets ya—food that could be barf, and barf that could be food. ” — Aaron M. Patterson Food Copy Share Image
“I was going to kill her. Murder, kill—and then for the kicker—unfriend her on Facebook.” — Aaron M. Patterson Copy Share Image
“There he was. Mr. Napkins. I was Miss Coffee Spill, and I so wanted to be Mrs. Napkins.” — Aaron M. Patterson Coffee Copy Share Image
