A. Whitney Brown Quotes

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• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
• I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
• Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have…
• Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden…
• That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
• There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of…
• Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
• I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
• A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he…
• I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at…
• You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in…
• I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you…
• Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.
• The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will keep…
• The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual…
• I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as…
• Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
• The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down.
• The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

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