Arson Quote by Audrey Niffenegger

I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson.

— Audrey Niffenegger

“Many years ago, when I used to smoke, my lighter was often easier to find than my scissors. If I couldn't find the scissors,…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“Why do you lie to me, darling? You know that I’ll stick with you to the end.” I picked up a cigarette. He hurried…

— Vera Caspary

“The hand at her back stroked up and down. Never straying too far south, but igniting a fire inside her that she wanted this…

— Tamara Hoffa

“And so, with a torn sleeve and a keyboard on which cigarette ash can rest, writers ended up arsonists of recycled material with a…

— Christos Rodoulla Tsiailis

“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns into a cigar. Would you care to hold my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch, and said,…

— John Larson

“Seconds later, the female security officer grabbed a pair of my father's shorts from the top of the duffel bag, and emptied out the…

— Chelsea Handler

“The Questioner was repacking his tools with a vague air of disappointment. Deciding my legs were steady enough to carry me, I propped myself…

— Daniel Polansky

“In a way I couldn't believe I'd carried a torch for her this far - I should have used it to set fire to…

— Mike Gayle

“I believe anyone could light a cigarette from the sparks that fly from your eyes!”

— Enid Blyton

“I only wanted to keep up a fire!”

— William Golding