“YOLO: you only live once. The Battlecry of a generation. This is a precious gift, so dont get too crazy. You know that we are still young, So dont be dumb, Dont trust anyone, Because you only live once. Yeah, you only live once. Thats the motto. So take your chill pills, ease off the throttle. Dont go to loud clubs Cuz its bad for your ears. Your friendsll all be sorry when they cant hear. Stay the hell away from drugs cuz they not legal And bury all your money in the backyard, like a beagle. Cuz you should never trust the bank, theyve been known to fail. And never travel by car, bus, boat, or by rail. And dont travel by plane, And dont travel at all. Build a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls. And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on you. And never go to saunas cuz theyre crawin with pihrahnas. And never take the stairs cuz theyre often unsafe. You Only Live Once, dont let it go to waste! You know that we are still young, so hold off on the fun. Cook your meat till its done Cuz you only live once! Yeah, and heres another piece of advice: stay away from kids because their hair is filled with mad lice. Theres no such thing as too much Purell. This a cautionary tale, worked for George Orwell. So dont 1984 sending plugs into sockets! Always wear a chastity belt, and triple lock it! Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison, And if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him! Dont wear blankets over pajamas they could choke ya in your sleep! Two words about furniture: Killing Machines! Board your windows up; the sun is bad for your health! And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from your self. Uh-huh, take no chances ¦ Invest in your future ¦ finances¦ ¦ YOLO Say No-no! Isolate yourself and just roll solo, be care-folo! You oughta look out also stands for YOLO. You know that we are still young! Burn your prints off your thumb! And pull out all your teeth, So you cant fight your toungue! You only are yourself for a short time, time. so dont go outside, cuz you dont wanna die. Just take our advice and hide And put your sights on the sky! You oughta look out!”
