Funny cat Quote by Anonymous

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

Women can always put things in fewest words. Except when it's blowing up; and then they lengthens it out.

— Charles Dickens

Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

— Nikhil Saluja

As a female, you're always terrified that if you blow it, you've blown it for your whole gender.

— Kari Skogland

Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up.

— Green Monk

Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks !

— Green Monk

Whores are like vacuums, they don't stop sucking till they're turned off.

— Anonymous

Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

— Julia Child

Everyone is a slut, because they blow air.

— Kat Smith

Females do not have orgasms every time they have sex.

— Sue Johanson

Women are a finer filter of reality. They can sniff things.

— Michelangelo Antonioni