Quote by Anonymous
““When they check you in at this hotel, one of the bellhops is obliged to bend you over and take a look up your works-but there are a lot of works, and, not to put too fine a point on it, a man who is really determined can get a fairly large item quite a ways up them-far enough to be out of sight, unless the bellhop you happen to draw is in the mood to pull on a rubber glove and go prospecting.””
