Funny Quote by Anonymous

It's funny how you bluffin them suckers. Only time S.P. is with the cops is in cuffs muh'fuckers and you should listen up the…

— D Block

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

— Anonymous

Stash my shank underneath the seat and make sure no blood is on my feet. Punk police wanna take me down. They put me…

— Mac Dre

There's a point where a cop pulls you out of that car and starts abusing you or beating on you and at that moment…

— Ice T

If I see a police officer behind me, and I can pull over into, like, a shopping center or something, I do it.

— Charlamagne tha God

The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.

— Manny Montana

Never listen to cops always listen to God beacause God never said to put your hands up

— Shaby Gunna

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

— Judy Gold

When you play a cop, it's a different feeling altogether.

— Sonu Sood

When a officer asks you Do you want to go to jail?. You think its just a cell by yourself, NAH>>>>You in a cell…

— DUB$TEPPER

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know…

— Tucker Max

When I get stopped by the police, I keep my hands on the wheel. I'm not going to move.

— Hill Harper