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“You can't pee in front of little Lord Jesus, go back to the hills.”

— Rita Mae Brown

“Thomas, not all that walk this world are what they appear.”

— Rae Z. Ryans

“Teach me, Lord, to walk in Your ways, even—and most especially—when it’s hard.”

— Guideposts

“Remember, child, sometimes the Lord takes us down paths we don't wish to go to get us where we need to be.”

— Cynthia Roemer

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it.”

— Jenna Jameson

“Thomas nodded his head and thought, soon, soon it will be mayhem. Thousands more will join the thousands already gone to meet their maker.…

— Blair Howard

“Thomas stood up to pace around the little room, fuming with an intense desire to keep his promise. "I swear, Chuck," he whispered to…

— James Dashner The Maze Runner

“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get…

— Elle Casey

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“I shook my head, pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth to stifle the sob threatening to be heard. I stepped from…

— Kerry Lonsdale

“Is not a patron my lord, one who looks with unconcern on a man struggling for life in the water, and, when he has…

— Samuel Johnson