Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Insult Mean
I don't want to be your other half. I believe that one and one make two. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“The other half of yourself,” Alex said. “You're only allowing half of yourself to live and the other half – the half you think… — Ann Lister Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose you, but I don't want to use you just to have someone by my side. — Patty Smyth Copy Share Image
I want to break up too, because I couldn't stand another day being around you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It took me half my life to find you and I will use the other half holding on to you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Ugly situation,You could bend me as much as you want but one thing is certain,you will not break me. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Oh, if I could rip my heart in two, then I'd give you the half you deserve. And just always remember I honestly would… — SayWeCanFly Copy Share Image
You're this one little thing in this big world that can be the only one who could hurt me so much. But no matter… — Edchelyn Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image