Awkward Quote by Anonymous

She asked me why I always had something flip to say. I said that I didn't know, but having been blessed with the gift,…

— Robert Crais

Sometimes I do stuff where people say, 'Why did you do that?' And you know, it's very simple. I do it because I've never…

— Christoph Waltz

my mother insisted that I had to try things on to make sure they were becoming. Becoming what, I always asked.

— Edith Konecky

A very long time ago, Grandmother had wanted to tell about all the things they did, but no one had bothered to ask. And…

— Tove Jansson

Someone asked me 'What's the funniest thing or what's the best thing that you've ever done?' It's always what I'm doing now.

— Frances Arnold

When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was…

— Mike Birbiglia

Telling my grandchildren stories of my growing up is some of our favorite times spent together. They want to know what it was like…

— Lidia Bastianich

I was my mom's oldest child, so she was like, watching closely and taking notes, like, 'Okay, this is what she gravitates towards,' and…

— Tierra Whack

My mother taught me to ask people about the things they love.

— Andrew Sean Greer

I got a dollhouse when I was six, and my sister would always say, 'You realize you're just talking to yourself. What are you…

— Misha Green

Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Little things in my past that I really thought were over and done with were still elements of the puzzle that weren't pieced together,…

— Marie Osmond