Funny Quote by Anonymous

“I could bring you up on charges for that." "What?" "Work harassment in the sexual place.”

— Melissa Bank

“Did you just slap my pussy? Did you just open-palm slap the fuck out of my pussy?”

— Kimber S. Dawn

“You and I are going to work our asses off, teach them shit over and over, risk our fucking lives for them, and they…

— Hope Jahren

“Instead of hiring him, I’d tell him to put those firm muscles to use by fucking me right on this table”

— Ruby Rowe

“Our dirty talking quickly turned to "Do you need a good spanking?" which I enjoyed but when it turned to "Who's your daddy?" I…

— Shey Stahl

“No," he said, and he snapped his fingers. "You'll come work for me at K----. And be a real associate editor." I said, "I…

— Melissa Bank

“You're an opportunistic little slut, that's what you are." "That's not fair. I had no idea she'd give me your job." "Oh, you just…

— Marshall Thornton

“There's the guy who trained me, you sexy son-of-a-bitch. I knew you could do this. I told the assistant, I said, 'Do you even…

— Victoria Scott

“Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough”

— Tara Sivec

“Women, oh, women! They'll find the baddest meanin' in your words an' hold it up, sayin', Look what you attacked me with!”

— David Mitchell

“I wondered if I could get him to stop saying it if I slapped him a few times. But such logical and rewarding actions…

— Jeff Lindsay

“And if you ever put a gun in my face again, I will fuck you up no matter what my job is.”

— J.R. Ward