Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “People who use Tabs to make phone calls, might use an axe to cut vegetables.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Phone calls
I mean, other than when I'm chopping up my onions, I'm not necessarily having to draw a blade in normal circumstances. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
Coming up with ideas is really hard - they don't spontaneously pop into my head while I'm cutting vegetables. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
“As I was standing in my kitchen cooking yesterday, a quiet task that causes my mind to begin reminiscing (similar to washing dishes, cleaning… — Paula Heller Garland Copy Share Image
“That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
To me, onions are the metaphor for kitchen drudgery. Cutting them is hard to do well, and they fight you the whole way. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Technology won’t protect you from being attacked for fresh water. A badass blade will. Back in Eden where I grew up, the closest thing… — Georgia Clark Copy Share Image
People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I got so used to using chopsticks that using a fork and knife is weird. — Stephon Marbury Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't have much food on their table. But they got a lot of forks 'n knives. And they got to… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
A razor may be sharper than an axe but it cannot cut a wood. — Royal Frimpong Collins Copy Share Image
Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes. — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
