Better tomorrow Quote by Anonymous
““It’s too bad your not being able to come,’ said David Windfall to his wife, slipping a couple of condoms into the inside pocket of his dinner jacket, just in case. ‘Have fun, darling,’ gasped Jane, longing for him to leave. ‘It won’t be fun without you,’ said David, wondering whether two condoms were enough. ‘Don’t be silly, darling, you’ll forget about me on the motorway.’ David couldn’t be bothered to contradict the truth of this assertion. ‘I hope you feel better tomorrow,’ he said instead. ‘I’ll call you first thing.’ ‘You’re an angel,’ said his wife. ‘Drive carefully.””
About This Quote
Source Short Story: Unusual Dialogue, 2015
A couple’s quirky conversation reveals humor and underlying tension about intimacy and departure.
In simple terms: A funny, tense exchange about condoms and leaving.
Notice humor in everyday anxieties.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- travel plans
- marital banter
- personal boundaries
- unexpected gifts
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does the joke reveal about their relationship?
- How does humor affect serious topics?
Humor may mask deeper concerns.