Conventional Quote by Anonymous

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

— Lance Armstrong

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

— Matt Groening

A fanatical imagination cannot regard God as just unless he is represented as infinitely cruel.

— George Santayana

If there is no God, everything is permitted.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

— Franz Kafka

If God does not exist, everything is permitted.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

Is he nuts?" "I think the expression used to be 'touched by God'." "So that would be a yes.

— Jonathan Maberry

God is the larger context and plot in which our stories find themselves.

— Eugene H. Peterson

The God of the Bible is a moral monstrosity.

— Henry Ward Beecher

If God does not exist, then everything is permissible.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

— James Patterson

What has been said of [God] is either unintelligible or perfectly contradictory; and for this reason must appear impossible to every man of common…

— Baron d'Holbach