Humor Quote by Anonymous

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

— Daniel Handler

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

— Anonymous

“Cats are better than drugs. Only you can't snort them if you have allergies.”

— Yasmine Surovac

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

— Jimmy Pardo

“237. Some cats are allergic to humans.”

— Lena Shaw

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I seem to be allergic to diligence, and Lola said, Ha. What you're allergic to is trying.”

— Junot Díaz

I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in…

— Raymond Chandler

“Some people behave as though they are having an allergic reaction to feelings.”

— Steve Maraboli

“It is forbidden to spit on cats in plague-time.”

— Albert Camus

“If I am to be a cat, let me give you a scratch.”

— Holly Black

“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the…

— Anna Quindlen