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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

— Anonymous

The trouble with law is lawyers.

— Clarence Darrow

The opinion of all lawyers, the unanimous cry of the nation, and the good of the state, are in themselves a law.

— Voltaire

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it.

— Brigham Young

lawyers never go to law, do they? They know better.

— Agatha Christie

It seemed to me that if the lawyers failed to do their duty, they ought to pay people for waiting upon them, instead of…

— Anonymous

Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit.

— James Alan Gardner

Lawyers would have a hard time making a living if people behaved themselves and kept their promises

— Thomas Fuller

About half the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should shut up.

— Elihu Root

The law is a crude machine at best, and only spits out something approaching justice of its attendants are committed to justice. As lawyering…

— Holman W. Jenkins, Jr

A lawyer actually has to see all sides of a situation. Lawyers actually might be the most understanding human beings.

— Derek Cianfrance

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

— Billy Carter