Bland Quote by Anonymous

I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.

— The Rolling Stones

You monkeys only think you’re running things,

— Dennis McKenna

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

— Malcolm De Chazal

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants…

— Kathy Reichs

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!

— Garth Stein

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

— Karl Lehenbauer

I really don't like monkeys.

— Huda Kattan

We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

— Duncan Trussell

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

— W. S. Gilbert

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

— Jeff Kinney