Laugh-out-loud-at Quote by Amy Plum

“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!”

— Napz Cherub Pellazo

“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth? Master of Stupidity: Someday. [Never on earth. Otherwise I’d lose…

— Toba Beta

“When I bore you, just tell me to shut up, I won't be offended.' 'I like to listen,' Stu said. 'Then you are one…

— Stephen King

“You are, however, surprisingly light of touch.” “Pardon?” “The way you’re holding my hand. I always thought you’d be more of a mauler. Like…

— G.A. Aiken

“You said somebody beat me to damning you.” “Melodrama. Did it curry favor? You kissed me.” You don‘t feel damned?” “God said, Let there…

— Karen Marie Moning

“...I can say you’re okay for an irreverent party boy with occasional moments of brilliance.” “Brilliant? You think I’m brilliant?” He threw his hands…

— Richelle Mead

“I have, let me confess it in all humility, a pitiful human wish that someone should know just how clever I have been”

— Agatha Christie

“You ain’t know nothing,” a man scoffed. “How I’m supposed to trust some junkie Churchwitch-” The words sliced through her like razor-sharp fangs. Her…

— Stacia Kane

“Worship your intellect, being seen as smart—you will end up feeling stupid, a fraud, always on the verge of being found out.”

— James K.A. Smith

“Ah, careful there!” The man thrust his arm behind my back and braced me. “If you fall over, you might hit your head. Then…

— Esther M. Friesner

“Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ? Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.”

— Toba Beta