““Two starving Jews, Mr. Cohen and Mr. Ellenbogen, are sitting on a park bench, sharing their last piece of bread. They look across the park and a priest’s putting up a big sign in front of his church: CONVERT NOW AND WE’LL GIVE YOU $1,000! “Oh, boy,” says Cohen. “I’ll do it!” An hour later, he comes out, looking happy. Ellenbogen says to him, “Did they give you the money?” Cohen spits in his direction. “Is that all you people ever think about?””
