Contents Quote by Allan Sherman

“When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.”

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Contents Extremely Extremely High Family Family Stand Great Happiness High High Table History Stand Table Table of contents Trouble Trouble Written Will Written Written Family

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