Humor Quote by Alice Yi-Li Yeh Download Open image ““Nobody lends money to a corpse.”” — Alice Yi-Li Yeh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Money
“It is difficult to create a budget for life when we all cash out the same. Corpses have no currency." -The Years Before My… — Amber Garibay Copy Share Image
“Dead is nothing more than the price we pay for this privilege of having lived at all.” — E.M. Crane Copy Share Image
“I didn’t have time to bury the money. All my precious time was taken up burying the body. I should have left the body… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He had a principle: if you lend money and never see the person again, that's money well spent.” — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
“I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his pockets for money, because it seemed like… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I turned up the inane sound effects and let them fill the room, setting up an atmosphere of mind-body pollution while Miss Chianti and… — Alice Yi-Li Yeh Copy Share Image
“they like the illusion that there's enough security in a marriage to act like a fool without worrying about judgement” — Alice Yi-Li Yeh Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I had never had a grip on myself to start with, living life on cruise-control while I waited for a home that would… — Alice Yi-Li Yeh Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
