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““How to get and keep men interested in you (A Guide for the Modern Woman): Put them in the “friend” or “fuck” zone. Leave them there.””

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“To be in love at my age would mean not to have learnt anything at all.”

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“No one tells you that you should never settle for anything less than what you want.”

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“ [..] being the most attractive rarely meant being the most beautiful”

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“Everyone‟s got a story and everyone thinks theirs is worth telling and worth listening to.”

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“Through experience, he had learnt to pick up all of the unmistakable signs of vulnerability in a woman, everything that pointed to her being…

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“[...] if you don't know what you're running away from, chances are you'll bring it along anywhere you go.”

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“Emotional exhibitionism is one block away from whoring for attention.”

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“[...] It’s not your job to fix the world; it’s your job to live well. That’s your birth right. Everyone knows it, but far…

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“Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women’s collective dating history.”

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“She knew that sex was a means of getting ahead and saw nothing wrong in exploiting male weaknesses for her own purposes.”

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“Scratch marks on the back, sore muscles and bruised hip bones won’t get you into a woman’s heart or mind ... Gentle whispers and…

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“It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things…

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