Cards Quote by Alex Comfort Download Open image “An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.” — Alex Comfort ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cards Credit Credit card Moral Naughty
Credit cards are like snakes: Handle 'em long enough, and one will bite you. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
“The psyche will do anything to avoid pain, and when faced with something traumatic, like having to pay, its instinct is to put it… — Robert Rowland Smith Copy Share Image
Credit leads a man into temptation. Cash down is the only thing that will deliver him from evil. — Solomon Northup Copy Share Image
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing namable but that some men will, or undertake to, do it for pay. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit. — Douglas William Jerrold Copy Share Image
The stomach begs and clamors, and listens to no precepts. And yet it is not an obdurate creditor; for it is dismissed with small… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“While the moral force of Judeo-Christian tradition and the law have sought to purify the penis, and to restrict its seed to the sanctified… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
I was no fool; I was aware that when another man is too anxious to force money on one, it is time to examine… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
“The most expensive card you'll hold in your pocket is trust, if used irresponsibly, the charges become costly and the debt is often unforgivable” — Silent Dugood Copy Share Image
The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
There are only two guidelines in good sex, don't do anything you don't really enjoy and find out what are your partner needs and… — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
Anarchism is that political philosophy which advocates the maximization of individual responsibility and the reduction of concentrated power regal, dictatorial, parliamentary: the institutions which… — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
“I do not believe the fable that men read travel books to escape from reality: they read to escape into it, from a crazy… — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
Sex is the most important sort of adult play. If you can't relax here you never will — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
The things that stop you having sex with age are exactly the same as those that stop you riding a bicycle. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
Less than 8 percent of private sector workers belonged to a union in 2004, and, overall, only 12.5 percent of American workers carry a… — Linda Chavez Copy Share Image
I don't see [ Trainspotting ] as an albatross, I see it more as a calling card. It's got me out to Hollywood, I've… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
I have yet to see someone attack Obama over his report card. A lot of people I talk to from both sides of the… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
Most dressing rooms are sterile and they feel like someone else's space. But over two weeks of previews, before the show officially opens, they… — Mathew Horne Copy Share Image
What Wall Street and credit card companies are doing is really not much different from what gangsters and loan sharks do who make predatory… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who can frankly… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Whether Theresa May had stabbed has stabbed the former Mayor of London in the back and Michael Gove had stabbed him in the front.… — Nigel Evans Copy Share Image
While you're playing cards with a regular guy or having a bite to eat with him, he seems a peaceable, good-humoured and not entirely… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Growing up in San Diego, my main interests were the Beatles, Louis Armstrong, 'Star Wars,' baseball cards, and drawing. — Kyle Mooney Copy Share Image