Fix Quote by Alan Moore

“The waitress arrived with Leo’s Coke and my water, asking for our orders– pulled pork poutine for me because, bad Jew, and a mushroom…

— Deborah Wilde

“At the farm, in our hut, they cooked plain rice porridge and added soy sauce for taste, which nearly rivaled the thrill of drinking…

— Jennifer H. Lau

“Two-dollar beers that tasted like barely fermented, yeasty water. We salivated. There was no coursing - in ten minutes plates started pounding the spinning…

— Stephanie Danler

“I bit into the oatmeal. Same levels- now the oats, well dried, but not so well watered, then the raisins, half tasteless, made from…

— Aimee Bender

“I attended a dinner party where the hostess kept the bottle of water sequestered under the table, guarded by her feet during the entire…

— David Lebovitz

“I had a pain in my neck from sleeping funny, at least five hours’ worth of homework, and a newfound realization that woman cannot…

— Ally Carter

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Once Mo had closed the gates, he returned to his little stone hut, and his half-eaten sandwich of butter and canned sardines, and his…

— Lauren Oliver

“Mrs. Surmann decided to dry her wet slippers in the microwave. She set the timer for twenty minutes and then went to watch TV.…

— Hendrik Groen

“ate a chip, then went to the fridge for the dip. Everything was better with sour cream and chives.”

— Kim Harrison

“David Chang, who had become the darling of the New York restaurant world, thanks to his Momofuku noodle and ssäm bars in the East…

— Amy Thomas

“Her first proceeding there was to unlock a tall press, bring out several bottles, and pour some of the contents of each into my…

— Charles Dickens