Disappoint Quote by Alan Beck

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips…

— Ogden Nash

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

A man can see by starlight, if he takes the time.

— Michael Crichton

A husband is very much like a house or a horse.

— Anthony Trollope

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

— Nikhil Saluja

A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.

— Ann Landers

HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

— Nikhil Saluja

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

— Evan Esar

HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;

— Nikhil Saluja

A man who shares similar life goals with you will make for a great husband

— Anne Nwakama

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

— Anton Chekhov