Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
This is just a temporary status¦until I think of something better. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Without that little voice in your head you wouldnt be able to read this. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Instead of knowing what the 1 song was when you were born it would be cool if it could tell you what… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent¦ twisted¦ gyrated¦ jumped up and down¦ and perspired for a half an hour.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Good girls go to heaven . . . bad girls make you feel like your there . — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Love is never having to say youre sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when youre not. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that youre glad she doesnt dress like that. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
With Airlines stocks having crashed. I cant decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and¦ alright by now the girls have stopped reading… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said Im brushing my hair. It would get… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
