How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.' — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw… — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball… — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't… — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
