Your dad Quotes

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

— Timothy J. Russert

It was my father who taught me to value myself...

— Dawn French

Your dad didn't die, so I won't be able to explain it to you.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

You get to a certain age and you can't judge yourself on your dad or your parents.

— Ellie Goulding

When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work.

— Ryan Reynolds

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

— Satchel Paige

When your dad is a country music fan and you take long car trips, you become one too.

— Chip Esten

Click bang, what a hang, your daddy just shot poor me.

— Jimi Hendrix

I never got into fights with kids about whose dad is bigger and who can beat up who. What am I going…

— Mary Brunner

When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be your dad,…

— Frank Bruno

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your…

— Bill Hicks

You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway.

— Robert Breault

Fatherhood is the unending imperfect task of turning yourself into your dad while secretly maintaining the unbridled elation of your boyhood

— Chris Hadfield

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does…

— Cynthia Nixon

I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your…

— Jennifer Lawrence

You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of…

— Teresa Lo

I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say,…

— J.R. Ward

The things that you did with parents, whether it was spending every Sunday morning with your dad and eating French toast and…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than…

— Frankie Boyle

He's [Harry S. Truman] just your dad, and you love him. It's only when you grow up, and step back from him,…

— Margaret Truman Daniel

You be as angry as you need to be,” she said. “Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Not your grandma, not your…

— Patrick Ness

One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no…

— David Duchovny

Nice is good, but it's not enough. I want you back for real. I want to talk to you at lunch, instead…

— Rachel Vincent

Tell me about it. It’s so hard to deal with a single parent. They take out all their anxiety on you. It’s…

— Susane Colasanti

If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's…

— Michael Showalter

Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumpin' And the cotton is high Oh, your daddy's rich And your mama's good…

— George Gershwin

Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad,…

— Christopher Titus

And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call…

— J.K. Simmons

I met Harrison Ford when I was at Comic Con. I didn't know what to say. He was standing behind these two…

— Christian Madsen

One of the things I am very aware of not having in my life is the love of my father. ...but I…

— Sheila Walsh

I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus, I can only be your dad and…

— Christopher Titus

That wasn't your mom in you—that was your dad.

— Ally Carter

Eventually, it wasn't even your dad I wanted, just anybody. Anybody at all.

— Sarah Dessen

Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.

— Dr. Seuss

[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.

— Kate Clinton

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

— Louise Rennison

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

This ring belongs to the black hand. He killed your dad.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

— Erika Cosby