There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
You don't become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you're at least 30. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Anyone can become a game show host. It simply requires a giant, narcissistic ego and an inability to do anything else. The… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
The rules of game shows limit stuff so much. I remember on 'Money From Strangers,' being in the van - not even… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. But you're responsibility as… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Auditions are just torture. I'm trying to get better at it. It's a very difficult thing to do. You go into a… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give someone a… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
