When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I want to do something that people can really say, 'Hey, man, that was good, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I can act. I've been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don't nobody owe you nothing. You've go to… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
People like rumors. They're going to say things like, 'You was at the club with Lil' Kim, and you and Kanye West… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Like a lot of black people, I grew up straight po'. Wasn't no question about whether we was po', either. If you… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Bernie Mac is relentless. That's one thing I like about him. He's not PC. He doesn't care what you think. He's going… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers. — Bernie Mac Copy Share
I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. — Bernie Mac Copy Share
Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. — Bernie Mac Copy Share
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't have a… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me. — Bernie Mac Copy Share
'The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my… — Bernie Mac Copy Share
