“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so fat, she went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp last month and she's still there.” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
Don't hate, conradulate :) you know my name so eat some cake :) save the drama for yo momma :) what's up… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's breath smells so bad her teeth didn't fall out, they ran away. Yo” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we… — Tony Glare Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.” — Ryan Williams Copy Share Image
“Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet… — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
Wtf Are You Looking At ? Yo' Momma's Regret , Daddies Broken Condom , & The Doctors Failed Abortion ! — Pepaaa Copy Share Image
“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so dirty homeless people throw change at her when she sits on a park bench. Yo” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
