When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
By the way, if you do your job on behalf of your country, you have meetings where you put your position forward… — Richard Holbrooke Copy Share Image
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Preaching Christianity to skeptics without first setting out the praeambula fidei [preambles of faith], and then complaining when they don’t accept it,… — Edward Feser Copy Share Image
Well … Zeus approves, Aeolus muttered. ―He says … he says it would be better if you could avoid saving her until… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Sexually active? Sexually active ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason.… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To crank up a noisy bad stance out in a place like San Francisco and start yelling about “getting things done in… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I don't yell back at my mother. When I'm angry or scared or upset, I don't yell. I stay quiet. I've seen… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
Irish is harder to pull off. I know southern people and I really like the midwest, so I can tap into that… — Norman Reedus Copy Share Image
I remember Chris Cooper saying to me - I was doing October Sky with him - and he said, "You know, you're… — Jake Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
At the time there was a hospital strike in New York and the Catholic hospitals were part of a general consortium, and… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic… — Anthony Green Copy Share Image
I'm tired of waiting, calling, being angry, crying, being depressed, scared beng in pain, running from another life, being yeld at, yelling,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The modern child may early in his or her existence have natural inclinations toward spirituality. The child may have imagination, originality, a… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Critical words to a child are as painful and damaging as being physically hit. They are verbal slaps in the face. Usually,… — Beverly Engel Copy Share Image
You've got to be really careful about what you say and do anywhere you are. I actually had a dream about being… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
“I am far from a perfect dad. And I always will be. But I’m a damn good dad, and my son will… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
“And as she recites Scripture words tumble out of my mouth too, all of the poems and stanzas I've memorized spill out,… — Elizabeth Acevedo Copy Share Image
Someone should have a record that doesn't have any singing. It's my favorite Miles Davis record. I love hanging out in the… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image