Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were? — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Finding places to perform was definitely the biggest challenge. Trying to find my voice over the years was a big thing because… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Honestly, you got to take care of the people that take care of you. I know that sounds like cliche, or borderline… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
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