“Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.” “We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.” — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he’s cheatin’ on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.” — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.” “We must share the same faith, honey.… — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he’s cheatin’ on you. Tell… — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“They say knowledge is power. And it is! Once you better understand what you fear, you can face it head-on with confidence.” — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“Oh, really? Do you wake up heaving from bloody dreams that promise destruction like some crazy street guy forecasting the Apocalypse? Did you slam… — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“Majesty, A frozen swamp. Icicles on branches and uprooted trees. That was our crystal palace, once upon a time. I was your king and… — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“As Mr. McKinley opened the trailer, I jumped up and down, squealing, then I went around to greet Kat and discuss their hot find.… — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
“Ugh. I hope I’m actually up for the job and not in way over my head.” — Courtney Vail Copy Share Image
