When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends." ~ (1925-… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
We were so poor in our house when we were young that on Xmas morning if u didn't wake up with an… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
Christmas brings me a sense of nostalgia that makes me feel sadly happy and, at the same time, happily sad! — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected… — John Silber Copy Share Image
Christmas is Christ Birthday, we give love and forgive to those who make us down and hurt. but deeply in our heart… — Berlindo Bianes Copy Share Image
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is… — Lenora Mattingly Weber Copy Share Image
Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
May baby Jesus make all your dreams, aspirations and wishes come true. May love and friendship come your way to stay with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
England was merry England, when Old Christmas brought his sports again. 'Twas Christmas broach'd the mightiest ale; 'Twas Christmas told the merriest… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
“Two things happened on Christmas Day. My father texted me to wish me a "Merry Xmas." Xmas . Couldn't even type out… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
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