“When writing down a plan, I suggest numbering the steps. But just in case your plan falls into enemy hands, make sure you number them in the wrong order.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever you need… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“If someone stands in your path to glory, crush him. If someone holds you back from achieving your goals, crush him. If someone peppers… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Everybody, listen!” he shouted to the far-off crowds. “Rundark has super-powerful magical bombs. And they will be headed straight toward those giant vision orbs… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“And so the Thirteen Kingdoms were liberated from Darian rule. Well, all except Eïsborg, which people always tend to forget about. It’s very far… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“No one is defined by a single act," Frederic said. "Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We're all given chances to change,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called out. Liam… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“You’re never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. —THE HERO’S GUIDE TO… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head.… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“It is the villains who covet treasure, not the heroes. Unless the treasure in question is a really snazzy belt buckle, in which case,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Never regret anything. (If that turns out to be bad advice, I sincerely apologize.)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero's Guide to Being a Hero)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Frederic had imagined this moment - him running to Ella with open arms, calling her name - but being as winded as he was,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?” — Christopher Healy Copy Share
