I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made… — Brian McFadden Copy Share Image
“There are only three things I do. I read. I write. And I fart glitter.” — Ksenia Anske Copy Share Image
